Anonymous said: i had a dream that i was in a polyamorous relationship with you and jess littlemammal: sounds like a nightmare tbh, i snore loud as hell and its already cramped on our twin size bed without a third person snugged up in there

Anonymous said: i had a dream that i was in a polyamorous relationship with you and jess

littlemammal:

sounds like a nightmare tbh, i snore loud as hell and its already cramped on our twin size bed without a third person snugged up in there

tbdressfashion:

flowers lace-up wedding dress
korra: i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon” (via makingitawkward)

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via makingitawkward)

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
straightprivileges: terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it): the do dingle dangle frick frack fondue woohoo happy happy fun time coitus  fornication  copulation intercourse (Source: pissybrat, via heart)

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

(Source: pissybrat, via heart)

“I should probably masturbate”
malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
Volleyball team bonding time @audreyy6423 @mindaarcher @baailey_143 @_witniewein_ @laynakdarling @rachelguth24